Sry I called you an 8
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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