I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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