He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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