its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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