Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
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I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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