my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
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when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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