They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
whose ass print is on the piano?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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