Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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