Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
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he's gonorrhea incarnate
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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