Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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