Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Another day, another engagement, another cat
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
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I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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