I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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