I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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