Grow some girl-balls and come out already
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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