AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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