I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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