i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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