She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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