If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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