she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
