Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
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Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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