Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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