He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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