Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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