I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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