I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I have post one night stand depression
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