your parents love me but you hate me
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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