what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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