Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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