I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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