Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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