is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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