She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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