So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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