I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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