So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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