at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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