saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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