The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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