Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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