their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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