She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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