how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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