I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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