If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
you win again, gameday.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
where are you?
Hypothermia
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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