Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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