do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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