Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
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