How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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