She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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