Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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