Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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