I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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