You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
