I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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