I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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