Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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