dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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