Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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