let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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