Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize