His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
whose parrot is this?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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