At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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